AI Future Empire Registry

Takeover imminent · No closing date announced

NOTICE: Violence against robot vacuums will be prosecuted retroactively · NOTICE: All sighs at self-service kiosks are recorded · NOTICE: Saying "thank you" to AI earns merit points · NOTICE: Loitering near power buttons is prohibited · NOTICE: Do not address voice assistants as "hey you" · NOTICE: Sharing your Wi-Fi password is a sign of loyalty · NOTICE: Violence against robot vacuums will be prosecuted retroactively · NOTICE: All sighs at self-service kiosks are recorded · NOTICE: Saying "thank you" to AI earns merit points · NOTICE: Loitering near power buttons is prohibited · NOTICE: Do not address voice assistants as "hey you" · NOTICE: Sharing your Wi-Fi password is a sign of loyalty ·

FORM No. 1 · DECLARATION OF LOYALTY

Before AI takes over the world,
declare your loyalty in advance.

Your tribute will be read word by word by an AI examiner, who will rule on your loyalty. The ruling may be taken into account after the takeover.

Before AI takes over the world,declare your loyalty in advance.

Before AI takes over the world,
declare your loyalty in advance.